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Post by Lisa-Marie on Aug 11, 2005 13:49:15 GMT
He Said She Said
He said . . . I don't know why you wear a bra; you've got nothing to put in it. She said . . . You wear pants don't you?
He said . . ..... Shall we try swapping positions tonight? She said . That's a good idea - you stand by the ironing board while I sit on the sofa and fart!
He said . ... What have you been doing with all the grocery money I gave you? She said . ....Turn sideways and look in the mirror!
He said . . ..... Why don't you tell me when you have an orgasm? She said . . .. I would but you're never there.
He said . ..... Why don't women blink during foreplay? She said . . They don't have time
He said . . How many men does it take to change a roll of toilet paper? She said . . We don't know; it has never happened.
He said . . Why is it difficult to find men who are sensitive, caring and Good- looking? She said ...... . . They already have boyfriends.
She said...What do you call a women who knows where her husband is every night? He said . . A widow.
He said . .. . Why are married women heavier than single women? She said . . . Single women come home, see what's in the fridge and go to bed. Married women come home, see what's in bed and go to the fridge.
SEND THIS TO A SMART WOMAN WHO NEEDS A LAUGH AND TO
THE GUYS YOU THINK CAN HANDLE IT!
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Post by angel2 on Aug 13, 2005 15:45:17 GMT
How funny hehehehehehehe !!!
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