catzzzz
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The Smallest Feline is a Masterpiece -- Leonado Da Vinci
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Post by catzzzz on Aug 13, 2005 17:36:44 GMT
:starwars: A. So men will understand them.
What is the difference between Government bonds and men?
A. Government bonds mature.
What is a man's idea of helping with the housework?
A. Lifting his legs so you can vacuum.
How do men define a "50/50" relationship?
A. We cook/they eat, we clean/they dirty, we iron/they wrinkle
What's the best way to force a man to do sit-ups?
A. Put the remote control between his toes.
How do men exercise at the beach?
A. By sucking in their stomachs everytime they see a bikini.
For all the ladies out there, Hope you liked these......
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Post by angel2 on Aug 13, 2005 22:32:55 GMT
They are fab catzzzz !!!! very funny
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Post by Lisa-Marie on Aug 14, 2005 8:38:12 GMT
... very good, made me giggle..lol
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