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Post by emmarudd on Sept 18, 2005 21:38:28 GMT
these jokes were sent to my mobile phone!!!! 3 men sitting in a sauna, heard a bleeping sound. The american pressed his arm & bleep stopped. That was my pager, i have a microchip in my arm ... Phone rings, Japanese man puts palm to his ear ... that was my mobile, i have chip in hand. Irish man not to be outdone, went to the toilet, came back with toilet paper hanging from his arse. The others stared at him ... djasus, will u look at that, i'm getting a fax!!! if god made the top half of a womans body who made the bottom half? The council of course cause who else would put a play area next to a shit hole!!! why do women smile when they walk down the aisle? Because they know they've given their last blow job!!! well thats it for now!!!! Emma xx
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Post by Trixie on Sept 19, 2005 8:18:16 GMT
hehehehe that was very funny where do u get these jokes from?
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Post by strauss on Sept 19, 2005 8:20:12 GMT
Thanks Emma, They are really funny, hun, thank you for sharing them with us.xx
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Post by angel2 on Sept 20, 2005 18:56:05 GMT
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Post by neilrudd on Oct 10, 2005 20:30:22 GMT
HANDS FREE KIT He won it on ebay! £8.99 It wasn't quite what he thought....
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Post by lozwinter on Oct 17, 2005 15:19:49 GMT
lmao Neil!!
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Post by lozwinter on Oct 17, 2005 15:24:33 GMT
Funny text messages
i tried to call you from a payphone last night. i put my doner card in by mistake, it cost me an arm and a leg!
i want u 2 know dat our friendship means alot 2 me.U cry i cry.U lauf i lauf.U jump out of da window... I look down & den... i lauf again
Piss the taking is someone that realise u this like times at its! NOW READ IT BACKWARDS!!
This cat is cat a cat good cat way cat to cat keep cat a cat idiot cat buzy cat for cat 20 cat seconds cat! NOW READ IT WITHOUT SAYIN CAT!
I wanted to send u something nice that would make u smile but the postman told me to get out of the mailbox!
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Post by Trixie on Oct 17, 2005 15:28:43 GMT
funny loz i love them especially the one that says read it backwards lmao
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Post by lozwinter on Oct 17, 2005 15:31:59 GMT
- i love that last one!! more funny texts I'm @ the police station now been done 4 drink driving. Urine sample was positive so I nicked the sample.they r now doin me 4 taking the piss *NEWSFLASH* A woman was found dead in her home 2day! She was discoverd in her bath tub which was filled with milk & conflakes.the police suspect a cerial killer! Last nite I lay in bed looking at the stars- the beautiful sky and the endless horizon....& suddenly I thought...where on earth is my roof? When did I realize I am the God? Well, I was praying and suddenly I realized that I was talking to myself. Some say the glass is half empty, Some say the glass is half full, I say " are you gonna drink that if barbie is so popular....then y do u have 2 buy her friends? I intend to live forever- so far so good Im a nobody.. nobodys perfect.. therefore IM PERFECT!!! I saw sumthing in da shop window 2day.It was stunning sexy cute beautiful & adorable.I was supposed 2buy it4u till i realised it was my own REFLECTION You made me smile a thousand times. You filled my heart with joy and happiness. You colored my days with laughter, well you must be a.......... CLOWN!
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Post by Trixie on Oct 17, 2005 15:46:54 GMT
i love them huns especially the second one
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Post by Rosie on Oct 18, 2005 13:30:14 GMT
! awww they're all fab! ;D
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Post by lozwinter on Oct 18, 2005 17:29:17 GMT
Braindetector activated, calibrating, now searching.........still searching......get a good grip of your mobile....still searching.......no brains found. Did I not see you yesterday at the mall, with a grey jacket? No? O, than it was a rubbish bag after all! I once sniffed Coke, but the icecubes blocked my nostrils... roses are red, violets are blue, frankenstein is ugly but what the hell happened to you? roses are red, violets are blue, most poems ryhm, but this one doesn't...
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Post by kblover on Oct 18, 2005 17:37:53 GMT
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