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Post by Emma-lou on Dec 19, 2005 9:00:11 GMT
Another email ....... A very handsome and even more confident man walks into a bar and takes a seat next to a very attractive woman. He gives her a quick glance, then casually looks at his watch for a moment. The woman notices this and can't help but ask, "Is your date running late?" "No," he replies, "I just bought this state-of-the-art watch and I was just testing it." The woman is intrigued and asks, "A state-of-the-art watch? What's so special about it?" "It uses alpha waves to telepathically talk to me," he explains. "What's it telling you now?" "Well, it says you're not wearing any panties..." The woman giggles and replies, "Well it must be broken then, because I am wearing panties!" The man taps on the face of the watch and explains, "Damn thing must be an hour fast."
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Post by strauss on Dec 19, 2005 9:27:06 GMT
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Post by Melz on Dec 19, 2005 9:36:44 GMT
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Post by angel2 on Dec 19, 2005 19:58:14 GMT
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neilrudd
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Post by neilrudd on Dec 23, 2005 15:21:56 GMT
Thanks emma lou i might try that next time im out
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Post by Trixie on Dec 25, 2005 20:08:01 GMT
i love it nice one emma made me laugh out loud Loads of love Trixie xxxxxx
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Post by Bex *Crop Circles In The Sun* on Jan 4, 2006 21:55:21 GMT
hehe!!
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Post by angel2 on Jan 9, 2006 8:40:20 GMT
neil !!!!
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