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Post by strauss on Dec 19, 2005 9:29:51 GMT
everyone, Im sorry about this guys but i thought i would share some jokes that i found in the christmas crackers from my xmas meals last week, i hope you like them! Q. How did the human cannonball lose his job? A.He got fired!!.
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Post by strauss on Dec 19, 2005 9:30:34 GMT
Q.Why didnt the skeleton go to the New Years Eve party?
A.He had no body to go with!!
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Post by strauss on Dec 19, 2005 9:31:14 GMT
Q.What has a bed but does not sleep, and a mouth but does not speak?
A. A River!!
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Post by strauss on Dec 19, 2005 9:31:43 GMT
Q.Where should a dressmaker build her house?
A. On the outskirts!!
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Post by strauss on Dec 19, 2005 9:32:27 GMT
Q.What runs around Paris in a Tupperware box?
A. The Lunch Pack of Notre Dame!!
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Post by strauss on Dec 19, 2005 9:32:59 GMT
Q.What do you call a nerous Witch?
A. A twitch!!
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Post by strauss on Dec 19, 2005 9:33:39 GMT
Q.Whats is the definition of an archaeologist?
A. Someone whose career is in ruins!!
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Post by strauss on Dec 19, 2005 9:34:34 GMT
Q. What happens to bicycles when they get old?
A. They get recycled!!
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Post by Melz on Dec 19, 2005 9:35:16 GMT
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Post by strauss on Dec 19, 2005 9:37:39 GMT
Q.What happened to the cat who swallowed the ball of wool?
A. She had mittens!!
Q.Why does a dog chase its tail?
A. To make both ends meet!!
Q.What is very tall and stands in the middle of Paris, wobbling like a jelly?
A. The Trifle Tower!!!
Q.What did the south wind say to the north wind?
A. Lets play draughts!!
Q.Why did the football manager have the pitch flooded?
A. So he could bring on the sub!!!
Q.Who was the worlds first underwater spy?
A.James Pond!!!
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Post by Emma-lou on Dec 19, 2005 13:32:29 GMT
i'd love to know who gets to think these things up!!
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Post by Melz on Dec 19, 2005 14:44:52 GMT
I bet you just couldnt wait to pull another one . . . . . A cracker that is
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Post by strauss on Dec 19, 2005 14:51:23 GMT
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Post by angel2 on Dec 19, 2005 19:56:57 GMT
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