neilrudd
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ME AND A CHICK I MET A MHL ....DON'T TELL THE MISSUS
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Post by neilrudd on Dec 23, 2005 15:10:18 GMT
MAKING LOVE TO A SCOUSER....... Sean Connery was interviewd by Michael Parkinson, and bragged that despite being 72 years of age,he could still have sex 3 times a night. Cilla Black, who was also a guest, looked intrigued. After the show, Cilla said, "Sean, if I'm not bein too forward, I'd luv to 'ave sex with yer. Lets go back to my ouse, we could 'ave a lorra fun." So they went back to her place. After a couple of drinks they went off to bed and had an hour of mad passionate sex together. Afterwards, Sean says, "If you think that was good, let me shleep for half an hour, and we can have better shex. But while I'm shleeping, hold my bawls in your left hand and ma wullie in your right hand". Cilla looks a bit perplexed,but says "alright chuck". He sleeps for half an hour, awakens, and they have even better sex than before. Then Sean says, "Cilla, that was wonderful. But if you let me shleep for an hour, we can have the besht shex yet. You'll have to....... "I know Sean. Yer want me to 'old onto yer bat 'n balls again. No problem hun". Cilla complies with the routine. The results are absolutely mind blowing. Once it's all over, they have a drink, Sean lights a cigarette and Cilla asks "Sean, tell me, dis 'oldin yer balls in one hand and yer willie in de other - does it really stimulate yer dat much?" Sean replies, "No, not at all Cilla, but the last time I shlept with a scouser , the bitch stole ma wallet !".
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Post by strauss on Dec 23, 2005 18:05:30 GMT
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Post by Melz on Dec 27, 2005 12:01:36 GMT
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Post by angel2 on Dec 28, 2005 14:47:17 GMT
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Post by hilbil21 on Dec 28, 2005 14:50:51 GMT
thats good neil!!! lol hils xxx
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Post by Emma-lou on Jan 3, 2006 16:05:59 GMT
Neil! !!
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