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Post by Emma-lou on Jan 13, 2006 8:26:32 GMT
Got this through the email yesterday................. A Scouser walks into the local jobcentre office, marches straight up to The counter and says, "Hi... You know, I just HATE claiming dole. I'd really rather have a job." The social worker behind the counter says, "Your timing is excellent. We just got a job opening from a very wealthy old man who wants a Chauffeur and bodyguard for his beautiful nymphomaniac daughter. You'll have to drive around in his Mercedes, but he'll supply all of your clothes. Because of the long hours, meals will be provided. You'll be expected To escort her on her overseas holiday trips. You will have to satisfy her sexual urges. You'll be provided a two-bedroom apartment above the garage. The starting salary is $200,000 a year." The guy, wide-eyed, says, "You're bullsh*ttin' me!" The social worker says, "Yeah, well... you started it."
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Post by hoyles10 on Jan 13, 2006 9:46:00 GMT
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Post by rainbow1984 on Jan 13, 2006 9:49:40 GMT
brilliant
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Post by Trixie on Jan 13, 2006 10:11:41 GMT
if only dreams could come true lmao Tons of love Trixie xxxxxx
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neilrudd
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Post by neilrudd on Jan 16, 2006 17:40:40 GMT
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