Post by Lisa-Marie on Jul 26, 2005 19:46:50 GMT
From out friends at
www.darkenchantment.co.uk/ianlawman2.html
This was so funny I had to post it....
Q) First things first, how have you been since we last interviewed you, and what have you been upto?
A) I have been cool thanks, well I have a book deal which I’ve been working on, and Radio 1, and some more things for TV.
Q) What was your favorite toy as a child, and what is your favorite toy now? lol.
A) As a child it was my Bike, and now has to be my wife!
Q) What kind of music do you like?
A) I Love Rap and r & b
Q) Whilst working on Most Haunted, did you ever find Yvette attractive??
A) I think she is very nice, but I never saw her in that way.
Q) If you were stuck on a desert island, what 3 things would you take with you?
A) My Dog ICE, MY Wife Julie and my Laptop
Q) Could Talulahcat (forum member) please have a signed photo of you in return for a signed one of her boobs??
A) Yes anytime Talulahcat
Q) How many cars do you own?
A) A Summer TVR, Zafira what goes like f**k 300bhp with nos boys, and a new Mini.
Q) How much do you earn a year?
A) More than you!!
Q) Do you support a charity?
A) Yes Cancer
Q) Do you know how fine and sexy you are, and have you ever though of having an affair with a forum member called Jennifer??
A) LOL, I don’t see myself in that way, and I’m the most grounded person you will ever meet, and no to the affair.
Q) Or possibly even a five some with Jennifer,Shaz,Talulah & Bex ??
A) Now that’s making me think
Q) What’s the cheesiest CD in your collection?
A) To you maybe BROSS I love them but I’m mates with Matt.
Q) If you woke up as a woman one day, what would be the first thing you would want to experience?
A) The Nagging, cos that’s all you lot do!!
Q) What do you feel personally are the most important qualities in a person, and do you think you're a good judge of character?
A) I’m a very good Judge of Character yes; I think some one who is honest.
Q) Can you briefly explain how to contact your spirit guide through meditation, and how do you know that it is them?
A) I don’t meditate I ask for mine to come down, but you will always know because the feeling is safe.
Q)Are you good in the bedroom? Marks out if 10? lol.
A) Well I have been told very good so 11
Q) Do you like to be spanked ( personal question from Sharon our DE moderator, lol)
A) Yes I love anything like that!
Q) What size is your manhood and does it swing to the left, middle or right?? ( Yeah another from sharon,lol.)
A) Well I am told over 8in and it hangs to the left.
Q) What colour underpants are you wearing today? If Any
A) Black Fubl ones
Q) Would you ever return to modeling?
A) I keep getting asked, and I am doing a top shoot for Fallen Hero
Q) Do you find redheads attractive?
A) Yes I do
Q) Would you ever grow your hair back?
A) Don’t know really, I love it like this.
Q) What do you think to people who try to prove you wrong?
A) Good for them, Just smack them after
Q) What is your dog called and does it pick up on spirits/ghosts?
A) Ice and no, Hes a Gay Staffie, hates anything that makes a noise.
Q) Can you tell who a persons spirit guide is just from talking to them via the internet or on the phone?
A) Yes but I, think its for the person to find them self.
Q) Where do you like to go on holiday?
A) England and Whitby is my fave Place
Q) What do you think of the Dark Enchantment website?
A) Love it, but I like the new one much more.
Q) What do you think (honestly)..about all the hoards of slobbering women trying to grab your attention...lol....amongst other things....and what does your poor girlfriend think?
A) Well Julie is now my Wife, but she understands it goes with the job so to speak.
Q) Do you like Marzipan?
A) Lol I love it and sometimes eat it in big bars
Q) Do you like your sausages pricked or unpricked? lol.
A) LOL, I don’t eat meat sorry.
Q) What do you think of other Tv Mediums, are there any you highly rate?
A) I love Derek and his style, people think it’s a stage show, but that’s Derek, my wife was shocked to see he was like he his on TV, which is cool.
Q) How do you sense spirit? Are you clairaudient/sentient/ voyant?
A) I’M Clairvoyant
Q) What is your preferred choice of dippy biccie?
A) Anything with nuts in, I LOVE Nuts
Q) Do you pick up any psychic vibes or predictions about the Dark Enchantment site or it's members?? lol.
A) Yes I do many, and when I talk to the people I need to I will tell then.
Q) And lastly..... is this the most surreal interview you have ever had?? lol.
A) One off yes lol
Class Ay !!!
www.darkenchantment.co.uk/ianlawman2.html
This was so funny I had to post it....
Q) First things first, how have you been since we last interviewed you, and what have you been upto?
A) I have been cool thanks, well I have a book deal which I’ve been working on, and Radio 1, and some more things for TV.
Q) What was your favorite toy as a child, and what is your favorite toy now? lol.
A) As a child it was my Bike, and now has to be my wife!
Q) What kind of music do you like?
A) I Love Rap and r & b
Q) Whilst working on Most Haunted, did you ever find Yvette attractive??
A) I think she is very nice, but I never saw her in that way.
Q) If you were stuck on a desert island, what 3 things would you take with you?
A) My Dog ICE, MY Wife Julie and my Laptop
Q) Could Talulahcat (forum member) please have a signed photo of you in return for a signed one of her boobs??
A) Yes anytime Talulahcat
Q) How many cars do you own?
A) A Summer TVR, Zafira what goes like f**k 300bhp with nos boys, and a new Mini.
Q) How much do you earn a year?
A) More than you!!
Q) Do you support a charity?
A) Yes Cancer
Q) Do you know how fine and sexy you are, and have you ever though of having an affair with a forum member called Jennifer??
A) LOL, I don’t see myself in that way, and I’m the most grounded person you will ever meet, and no to the affair.
Q) Or possibly even a five some with Jennifer,Shaz,Talulah & Bex ??
A) Now that’s making me think
Q) What’s the cheesiest CD in your collection?
A) To you maybe BROSS I love them but I’m mates with Matt.
Q) If you woke up as a woman one day, what would be the first thing you would want to experience?
A) The Nagging, cos that’s all you lot do!!
Q) What do you feel personally are the most important qualities in a person, and do you think you're a good judge of character?
A) I’m a very good Judge of Character yes; I think some one who is honest.
Q) Can you briefly explain how to contact your spirit guide through meditation, and how do you know that it is them?
A) I don’t meditate I ask for mine to come down, but you will always know because the feeling is safe.
Q)Are you good in the bedroom? Marks out if 10? lol.
A) Well I have been told very good so 11
Q) Do you like to be spanked ( personal question from Sharon our DE moderator, lol)
A) Yes I love anything like that!
Q) What size is your manhood and does it swing to the left, middle or right?? ( Yeah another from sharon,lol.)
A) Well I am told over 8in and it hangs to the left.
Q) What colour underpants are you wearing today? If Any
A) Black Fubl ones
Q) Would you ever return to modeling?
A) I keep getting asked, and I am doing a top shoot for Fallen Hero
Q) Do you find redheads attractive?
A) Yes I do
Q) Would you ever grow your hair back?
A) Don’t know really, I love it like this.
Q) What do you think to people who try to prove you wrong?
A) Good for them, Just smack them after
Q) What is your dog called and does it pick up on spirits/ghosts?
A) Ice and no, Hes a Gay Staffie, hates anything that makes a noise.
Q) Can you tell who a persons spirit guide is just from talking to them via the internet or on the phone?
A) Yes but I, think its for the person to find them self.
Q) Where do you like to go on holiday?
A) England and Whitby is my fave Place
Q) What do you think of the Dark Enchantment website?
A) Love it, but I like the new one much more.
Q) What do you think (honestly)..about all the hoards of slobbering women trying to grab your attention...lol....amongst other things....and what does your poor girlfriend think?
A) Well Julie is now my Wife, but she understands it goes with the job so to speak.
Q) Do you like Marzipan?
A) Lol I love it and sometimes eat it in big bars
Q) Do you like your sausages pricked or unpricked? lol.
A) LOL, I don’t eat meat sorry.
Q) What do you think of other Tv Mediums, are there any you highly rate?
A) I love Derek and his style, people think it’s a stage show, but that’s Derek, my wife was shocked to see he was like he his on TV, which is cool.
Q) How do you sense spirit? Are you clairaudient/sentient/ voyant?
A) I’M Clairvoyant
Q) What is your preferred choice of dippy biccie?
A) Anything with nuts in, I LOVE Nuts
Q) Do you pick up any psychic vibes or predictions about the Dark Enchantment site or it's members?? lol.
A) Yes I do many, and when I talk to the people I need to I will tell then.
Q) And lastly..... is this the most surreal interview you have ever had?? lol.
A) One off yes lol
Class Ay !!!