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Post by Jacks on Dec 30, 2005 23:14:47 GMT
Talk about absolute shite in here
lol
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Post by Jacks on Dec 30, 2005 23:15:10 GMT
Did you know that if you pick your nose, your brains dont actually fall out of your head.
Random, but true!
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Post by Jacks on Dec 30, 2005 23:16:50 GMT
There is a town in Newfoundland, Canada called Dildo.
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Post by Jacks on Dec 30, 2005 23:17:18 GMT
It's a good thing firefighters don't "fight fire with fire" because then houses would burn down even faster...
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Post by Jacks on Dec 30, 2005 23:17:51 GMT
Long before the "Rock, Paper, Scissors" game even became popular, cavemen used to sit around playing a similar version called "Rock, Rock, Rock"... No real winners though...
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Post by Jacks on Dec 30, 2005 23:18:23 GMT
There's a little known reason as to why Rice Krispies make that supposed "Snap, Crackle and Pop" sound when you pour on the milk. Quite simply, it's because they're desperately pleading for their lives. You see, the fact of the matter is, this so-called popular breakfast cereal is actually a living organism. Scientifically known as Ricetisis Krispithecia, the Krisp-bug as they are more commonly called, is a miniscule, oval, hard-shelled beige insect that's unfortunately not used to being wet. (Although they are quite buoyant.) So, if you listen very closely, what you're actually hearing are their urgent, panicky cries for help: "Hey, how did I get in here? Help, I'm drowning! Help! I'm not a very strong swimmer. Someone please help me!!" ... I find that by simply submerging them under the milk for a few seconds with my spoon seems to shut them right up... Hey, let me tell you, with a little sprinkling of sugar, their soggy, bloated, lifeless bodies sure makes for some tasty eatin'...
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Post by Melz on Dec 30, 2005 23:20:35 GMT
SAVE THE RICE CRISPIE!!!!! he heeeeeeee
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Post by Melz on Dec 30, 2005 23:20:57 GMT
Did you no that your foot measurs the same as the distance between your elbow and wrist
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Post by Emma-lou on Dec 31, 2005 1:14:50 GMT
Did you know that Elephants cant jump?
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Post by Emma-lou on Dec 31, 2005 1:17:11 GMT
And that goats eyes have rectangular pupils?
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Post by Emma-lou on Dec 31, 2005 1:20:59 GMT
You can eat as many carrots as you like but you are never going to be able to see properly in the dark....... strange but true!
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Post by Emma-lou on Dec 31, 2005 1:22:52 GMT
Coco pops are more afraid and in danger than rice crispies............... think about it save the coco pops!!!!!
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Post by strauss on Dec 31, 2005 10:05:48 GMT
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Post by Melz on Dec 31, 2005 18:05:42 GMT
Coco pops poo Save The Rice Crispie!!!!!
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Post by Melz on Dec 31, 2005 18:06:20 GMT
We have toes on our feet so that we can keep our balance and not fall over they arnt just for storing fluff
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