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Post by lozwinter on Apr 13, 2005 14:23:20 GMT
Dont steal, the government hates competition! i love your smile, i love your eyes....damn i'm good at telling lies Dont drink and drive, you may spill your drink I sat back looking at the stars and began to think.. where the HECK is my roof?! I love cats...they taste just like chicken [Roses are red, Violets Are blue, When god gave brains, Where the hell where you ] I used to have an open mind but my brains kept falling out.
Roses r red Violets r blue God made me beautiful But what the hell did he do to you!
God created man first because you always make a rough draft before a masterpiece!
~*~What happens if you get scared half to death 2 timez?~*~
This DOG is a good DOG way DOG to keep an fool DOG busy DOG. Read this again without DOG.
Why do our noses run and our feet smell?!?!
Knowledge Is Knowing That A Tomato Is A Fruit, Wisdom Is Not Putting It In A Fruit Salad.
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Post by lozwinter on Apr 13, 2005 14:37:18 GMT
You're unique, just like everyone else....
Everybody has the right to be stupid but your breaking the rules!
If electricty comes from electrons, does morality come from morons?
I'm not smiling at you, I'm trying not to laugh!
Can I get your picture? I collect nature disasters
I would tell ya to go to hell but all dogs go to heaven
Flying is simple. You just throw yourself at the ground and miss
On the other hand, you have different fingers
Who laughs last, thinks the slowest
Sure, there's no "I" in team, but there is an "M" and an "E"
For all you who talk about me, thanks for making ME the center of YOUR world!
An idiot is a 44th floor window washer who steps back to admire his work
Whoever said nothing's impossible never tried to slam a revolving door
Behind every great woman, is a guy looking at her ass
I'm moving to Mars next week, so if you have any boxes...
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Post by lozwinter on Apr 13, 2005 14:44:01 GMT
* I told my psychiatrist that everyone hated me. He told me I was being ridiculous. Everyone hadn't met me yet
By the time you read this, you've already read it
I don't curse, drink and smoke. H*ly shit! My cigarette fell in my glass of beer!
Save a horse, ride a Cowboy!
What is arrogance? Thinking you can compete with me!
If it is tourist season, why can't we shoot them?
I'm not an alcoholic. I am a drunk. Alcoholics go to meetings
What happens if you get scared half to death... twice?
Sometimes I wish I were you, just so I could be friends with me
The funny thing about Common sense is that it's not very common
Honesty is the best policy, but insanity is a better defense
Be nice to your children. For they will be choosing your nursing home someday
Alcohol releases the inner retard in all of us...
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Post by Lisa-Marie on Apr 13, 2005 15:34:56 GMT
.... very funny.. ;D Lisa xx
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Post by lozwinter on Apr 18, 2005 17:23:57 GMT
What Begins With F And Ends In -u-c-k ?!?!?? ~FiRe TrUcK~
Daz washing up powder, for best results drop trousers here ;
Im NoBoDy AnD nObOdIeS pErFeCt So I MuSt Be PeRfEcT
if you stole a pen from the bank is it still classed as a bank robbery
Roses are red...violets are blue...who cares...So ArE cRaYoNs
ThEy SaY tRuE lOvE hiDeS bEhiNd eVeRy CoRnEr...I mUsT bE wALkiNg iN CiRcLeS
If U Want Me To Fall 4 U... U Gotta Give Me Sumthin Worth Trippin Ova
WhEn GoD mAdE mE hE wAs JuSt sHoWiNg OfF
ReMiNdEr - HaTiNg Me WoNt MaKe YoU pReTtIeR
Why are there so many W's in a bag of M&M's?
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Post by lois_xov on Apr 18, 2005 21:03:37 GMT
Oh I'm so going to nick a couple to those - my user name is so very dull!
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Post by Lisa-Marie on Apr 19, 2005 9:09:53 GMT
They are clever...
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Post by lozwinter on Apr 20, 2005 15:10:47 GMT
mine is the why is there so many Ws in a bag of M & Ms lol
i like the dead fish one
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Black Princess
New Member
Amanda Mealing to win best newcomer at the NTA's
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Post by Black Princess on Apr 22, 2005 20:37:23 GMT
Lol the're funny ;D
Mine's currently 'I'm like Gillette~ The Best A Man Can Get' ;D
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Post by Lisa-Marie on Apr 23, 2005 20:41:16 GMT
haha... thats good..... ;D
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Post by wkdgrl on Apr 25, 2005 12:58:09 GMT
I will have to think of a new one, my MSN name is majorly boring...lol
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Post by lozwinter on Jun 29, 2005 18:49:32 GMT
Crazy is a relative term in my family!
Men, chocolate, and coffee are all better rich.
If Barbie is so popular, why do you have to buy her friends?
I intend to live forever -- so far, so good
Why do psychics have to ask you for your name?
I'll be sober tomorrow but you'll be ugly for the rest of your life.
Lifes Tough, get a helmet!
Illiterate? Write For Help
None of us are virgins, life has screwed us all
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Post by lozwinter on Jun 29, 2005 18:51:32 GMT
"Birdie, birdie, in the sky, why'd you do that in my eye? Looks like sugar, tastes like sap. OMG! IT'S BIRDIE CRAP!"
"I did my homework! I just forgot to write it down.'
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