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Gender
May 7, 2005 16:49:48 GMT
Post by TONYONE36 on May 7, 2005 16:49:48 GMT
Gender You may not know that many non-living things have a gender. For example... 1 Freezer Bags -- Male, because they hold everything in, but you can see right through them. 2 Copiers -- Female, because once turned off, it takes a while to warm them up again. It's an effective reproductive device if the right buttons are pushed, but can wreak havoc if the wrong buttons are pushed. 3 Tyres -- Male, because they goes bald and are often over-inflated. 4 Hot Air Balloon -- Male, because, to get it to go anywhere, you have to light a fire under it, and of course, there's the hot air part. 5 Sponges -- Female because they're soft, squeezable and retain water. 6 Web Page -- Female, because it's always getting hit on. 7 Train -- Male, because it uses the same old lines to pick people up. 8 Hourglass -- Female, because over time, the weight shifts to the bottom. 9 Hammer -- Male, because it hasn't changed much over the last 5,000 years, but it's handy to have around. 10 Remote Control -- Female...... Ha! You thought it'd be male. But consider this - it gives a man pleasure, he'd be lost without it, and while he doesn't always know the right buttons to push, he keeps trying!! Keep smiling Tony
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May 7, 2005 17:15:31 GMT
Post by lois_xov on May 7, 2005 17:15:31 GMT
! remote thing is true
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May 7, 2005 17:45:46 GMT
Post by Rosie on May 7, 2005 17:45:46 GMT
;D ;D ;D
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Gender
May 8, 2005 16:56:28 GMT
Post by Lisa-Marie on May 8, 2005 16:56:28 GMT
So true.....hehee...
Lisa.xx
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