Post by Lisa-Marie on May 17, 2005 18:43:07 GMT
HOW TO SHOWER LIKE A WOMAN:
Get in shower - use face cloth, arm cloth, leg cloth, long
loofah, wide loofah and pumice stone.Wash hair once with cucumber and sage shampoo with 43 added vitamins.
Wash hair again to make sure it is clean.
Condition hair with grapefruit mint conditioner enhanced
with natural avocado oil, leave on hair for 15 minutes.
Wash face with crushed apricot facial, scrub for 10 minutes
until red.Wash entire rest of body with ginger nut and jaffa cake body wash.Shave armpits and legs.Turn off shower.Squeegee off all wet surfaces in shower, spray mould spots
with Exit-Mould.
Get out of shower.
Dry with towel the size of small country.
Wrap hair in super absorbent towel.
Check entire body for spots, tweeze hairs.
Return to bedroom wearing long dressing gown and towel on
head.If you see husband along the way, cover any exposed areas.
HOW TO SHOWER LIKE A MAN:
Take off clothes while sitting on the edge of the bed. Leave in
a pile.Walk naked to the bathroom. If you see wife along the way,
shake **** at her making woo-hoo sound. Look at manly physique in the mirror. Admire the size of your **** and scratch your ****.
Get in the shower.
Wash your face.
Wash your armpits.
Blow your nose in your hands and let the water rinse them
off. Make **** noises (real or artificial) and laugh at how loud
they sound in the shower.Spend majority of time washing privates and surrounding area. Wash your **** leaving those coarse hairs stuck on the soap.
Shampoo hair. Make shampoo Mohawk.
Pee.
Rinse off shampoo and get out of shower.
Partially dry off. Fail to notice water on floor.
Admire **** size in mirror again.
Leave shower door open, wet mat on floor, light on and fan
on. Return to bedroom with towel around waist.
If you pass your wife, pull off towel, shake **** at her and
make woo-hoo noises again.
hehee (from tonyone36 on living forum)
Get in shower - use face cloth, arm cloth, leg cloth, long
loofah, wide loofah and pumice stone.Wash hair once with cucumber and sage shampoo with 43 added vitamins.
Wash hair again to make sure it is clean.
Condition hair with grapefruit mint conditioner enhanced
with natural avocado oil, leave on hair for 15 minutes.
Wash face with crushed apricot facial, scrub for 10 minutes
until red.Wash entire rest of body with ginger nut and jaffa cake body wash.Shave armpits and legs.Turn off shower.Squeegee off all wet surfaces in shower, spray mould spots
with Exit-Mould.
Get out of shower.
Dry with towel the size of small country.
Wrap hair in super absorbent towel.
Check entire body for spots, tweeze hairs.
Return to bedroom wearing long dressing gown and towel on
head.If you see husband along the way, cover any exposed areas.
HOW TO SHOWER LIKE A MAN:
Take off clothes while sitting on the edge of the bed. Leave in
a pile.Walk naked to the bathroom. If you see wife along the way,
shake **** at her making woo-hoo sound. Look at manly physique in the mirror. Admire the size of your **** and scratch your ****.
Get in the shower.
Wash your face.
Wash your armpits.
Blow your nose in your hands and let the water rinse them
off. Make **** noises (real or artificial) and laugh at how loud
they sound in the shower.Spend majority of time washing privates and surrounding area. Wash your **** leaving those coarse hairs stuck on the soap.
Shampoo hair. Make shampoo Mohawk.
Pee.
Rinse off shampoo and get out of shower.
Partially dry off. Fail to notice water on floor.
Admire **** size in mirror again.
Leave shower door open, wet mat on floor, light on and fan
on. Return to bedroom with towel around waist.
If you pass your wife, pull off towel, shake **** at her and
make woo-hoo noises again.
hehee (from tonyone36 on living forum)